Saturday, September 10, 2011

Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71





The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and 
complications from
repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities 
turned out
to pay their respects, including Mrs.  Butterworth, HungryJack,
 the California Raisins,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch.  The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded.  Doughboy rose quickly in
 show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.  He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even
still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions. 
Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes

I received this in an email and had to share!

Thursday, September 8, 2011

School Has Started

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I wonder what they served in the cafeteria today!  It must have been something spicy.  The kids will be home early today.